Scott Adams Quotes

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get smart just in time to ask questions

time questions kindness

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage--Management.

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.

We expect others to act rationally even though we are irrational.

We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.