Jay Leno Quotes

There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.

Here's something to think about How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.

I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people they're just acquaintances.

Your preoccupation should be on doing what you do as well as you can. What your co-workers say about you, what your opponent is doing -- that doesn't matter.